Ghostlands
So the Blood Elf crew had fun running around for a while killing burbly water critters and walking trees. Then we headed over to the Ghostlands, where things started to get interesting. Lots of undead things, and here (unlike the Undercity) your supposed to kill them. Stormed a couple of ziggurats and killed a bunch of warlocks inside. These guys were tough enough that the BEs wanted me to go in first. Well, that's what I was there for.
Anyway, there was a wanted poster for a couple of fuhggers named Knucklerot and Luzran. By this point the BEs are all full of piss and vinegar and were like, "Let's go kick their asses!" So of we go.
What the posters didn't mention just how big these mutherhumpers were! Must've been 30 feet tall at least. Well, we see Luzran coming down the road and I get myself set with the sqishies behind me and Krila running around to backstab him (or at least get his knees). All was good, but the prietess Bashaen ditzed out and forgot she was supposed to be using her magic light powers or whatever to heal me! I mean, I'm a tough guy but I sure ain't indestructible. Well, I got squashed. Fortunately I'd hurt him enough by that point that they were able to finish him off. But it was a damn close thing.
We did much better with Knucklrot. This time the priest chick had her head in the game and made sure I didn't bleed to death while I stood the fuhgger up. This gave the squishies time to do their stuff and we took him down easy.
After that I said "hasta la vista" to the hot chick Blood Elfs (and that one or two which ain't hot chicks) and went back to the StoneTalon Mountains. Everyone there is a major treehugger, I'm finding. It's all Gaea seed pods and "the mountains are suffering" and "paint with all the colors of the wind" crap. Still, they're paying me good silver to do the jobs, so there I am. I took out a couple of Goblin tree-cutting Starship Trooper robot things last night. Too bad you gotta be a goblin to drive those things. Woulda been fun to take one out on the Barrens and chase down scytheclaws in it.
Anyway, there was a wanted poster for a couple of fuhggers named Knucklerot and Luzran. By this point the BEs are all full of piss and vinegar and were like, "Let's go kick their asses!" So of we go.
What the posters didn't mention just how big these mutherhumpers were! Must've been 30 feet tall at least. Well, we see Luzran coming down the road and I get myself set with the sqishies behind me and Krila running around to backstab him (or at least get his knees). All was good, but the prietess Bashaen ditzed out and forgot she was supposed to be using her magic light powers or whatever to heal me! I mean, I'm a tough guy but I sure ain't indestructible. Well, I got squashed. Fortunately I'd hurt him enough by that point that they were able to finish him off. But it was a damn close thing.
We did much better with Knucklrot. This time the priest chick had her head in the game and made sure I didn't bleed to death while I stood the fuhgger up. This gave the squishies time to do their stuff and we took him down easy.
After that I said "hasta la vista" to the hot chick Blood Elfs (and that one or two which ain't hot chicks) and went back to the StoneTalon Mountains. Everyone there is a major treehugger, I'm finding. It's all Gaea seed pods and "the mountains are suffering" and "paint with all the colors of the wind" crap. Still, they're paying me good silver to do the jobs, so there I am. I took out a couple of Goblin tree-cutting Starship Trooper robot things last night. Too bad you gotta be a goblin to drive those things. Woulda been fun to take one out on the Barrens and chase down scytheclaws in it.
